Cute, Hot & Humpy

Frank Fontana

2009-04-25T14:02:00.000-07:00

Frank Fonatana is the lead designer of the Chicago team on HGTV's Design on a Dime. He's totally cute, and I spotted him today wearing a just-a-little-too-tight brown shirt that made me take notice.

These pictures do not do him justice.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

2008-10-29T20:33:00.000-07:00

Mark-Paul Gosselaar currently stars as Jerry Kellerman on TNT's new series Raising the Bar. I haven't watched it yet, but the commercials seem to be on all the time. Soon after seeing them, I kept wanting to get a better look at the long-haired brunet hunk they always showing running to-and-fro in his suit. Imagine my surprise that it was actually Zack from Saved by the Bell, all grown-up, hunky, and long-haired!

Truth be told, I was never much of a Zack fan in my queer youth. I thought M-PG was a cutie, and rather hunky as he got older, but I am so rarely attracted to blonds. Good thing he's a bottle-blond then! M-PG blipped on my gaydar again when he became the new, young partner of bare-assed Sipowicz on NYPD Blue, but, again, not a show I watched. But, I sometimes like legal dramas, so maybe I'll have to check M-P's new show out.

Jason Statham

2008-08-03T22:15:00.001-07:00

Transporter 2 came on TV earlier today and I was re-introduced to the incredible Mister Jason Statham. He has a fantastic action-hero vibe, but I just couldn't stomach the movie. But he sure is fun to look at. Some titillating pic-age:

Robert Gant

2008-04-18T18:41:00.001-07:00

Robert Gant is an actor best known for his role as Ben Bruckner on Showtime's Queer as Folk. Robert was shirtless a lot on that show, which was a *very* pleasant sight to see. But, every time he was on-screen, he looked familiar to me.

Imagine my surpise to recognize him in an episode of Friends! He was a hunky kindergarten teacher whom Phoebe was going to dump (until she saw him shirtless...yummy...see last photo). *And* then I recognized him from Caroline in the City! The man sure has an interesting resume...and an interesting physique!

Jamie Bamber

2008-04-12T22:04:00.000-07:00

Jamie Bamber is a beautiful man and a talented actor currently featured on Sci-Fi Channel's re-imagining of Battlestar Galactica as Lee "Apollo" Adama.

Jamie's a humpy lad, with gorgeous eyes, a chiseled chin, and a fantastic body. After a few shirtless scenes, he became a particular favorite of mine. A hint of a glimpse was enough to keep me watching even during the most heinous plot-points!

His shower-scene apparently prompted some much-needed promotion stills of the Bambini in just his towel!

Hubba-hubba.

Il Pesce d'Aprile

2008-04-01T00:00:00.000-07:00

In honor of April Fool's Day, you get a Booby Prize!

A plethora of bodacious babes I enjoy...

First we have a new find... Here's Marina as her YouTube alter-ego HotForWords explaining the origin of the English word "Booby." She's fun and informative!

Next, we have Australian actress Virgina Hey as the "blue bitch" Pa'u Zotah Zhaan on Farscape. I've always said that Season One of Farscape is really all about Crichton's ass and Zhaan's boobs. Don't believe me? Watch it again and look this time...

Then we have the delectable Dawn French, who, as the eponymous Vicar of Dibley, has described herself as "a babe with a bob-cut and a magnificent bosom."

Lastly, we have the luscious Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. Need I say more?
Don't you agree?

Honorable mentions:

While looking for some of the pix posted above, I stumbled upon a few more, including these pix of Yvonne Craig, both as Batgirl and as the green-skinned Orion from Star Trek. Look at that high kick!

Oh, and here's a pic of Alyson Hannigan, better known as Willow Rosenberg on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

No wonder all the straight geek boys love her!

Gil Gerard

2008-03-31T15:49:00.000-07:00

Gil Gerard played the eponymous Buck Rogers in the 25th Century on TV in the 1970s. To say he had a formative impact on the men I like would be an understatement.

What do you think?

Sadly, age was not kind to the humpy Mister Gerard...

George Eads

2008-03-19T20:42:00.000-07:00

Today's man was an accidental discovery. As I was posting the last entry to the blog, I had the TV on in the background. Next thing I knew, Marg Helgenberger was flirting with her cop partner. She had him roll up his sleeve, and she was massaging his bare bicep. She was complimenting his physique and how much he worked out.

I looked up and literally gasped. Ok, the dialog was kinda hot, but the man was even hotter! His name is George Eads, and he plays Nicky Stokes on CBS's CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

George has his face plastered all over the Internet. His chiseled face, dark features, wide smile--all the stuff I like in a man.

Here's a sampling of what I found online. Notice he likes using his tongue. *evil grin*

Enjoy!

Steve Howey

2008-03-18T21:26:00.000-07:00

Ok, I admit it! I like the sitcom Reba, starring Reba McEntire. It's funny.

I'll confess I also like it for the eye-candy. I mean, there's my long-time scopophilia for Christopher Rich, who plays Reba's ex-husband, but this post is not about him.

No, Steve Howey, who plays Reba's teenage son-in-law Van Montgomery, is the man featured to the left. He's so yummy.

Van's a jock and a total goofball. Typically depicted as a complete idiot, in the course of the show he's revealed to be pretty smart for a goober. He plays one of Reba's main comic foils, adept at pulling a pratfall or a weird face. I find the talented Mr. Howey to be quite enjoyable in a comedic sort of way. Intelligence and humor are 2 things I like in men.

And as you can see, he's easy on the eyes too.

Doug Savant

2008-03-16T22:41:00.000-07:00

Oh, Doug Savant. How I enjoyed you frolicking in the pool on Melrose Place. Oh, how you have grown and filled out into a fine, beautiful man!

So hunky. So scruffy. You're definitely a reason to keep watching Desperate Housewives every Sunday night in the vain hope you'll appear shirtless again.

This man is simply scrumptious!

Dan Cortese

2008-03-15T23:44:00.000-07:00

Dan Cortese is a long-time favorite. He has that all-American jock appeal. That smile, those eyes, those biceps, that chest. Oh, boy!

Marc Bartolomeo

2008-03-14T22:36:00.000-07:00

Following along the DIY man theme I've established, the next Hunky Handyman on my list is Marc Bartolomeo, who I first noticed on HGTV's Save My Bath. Marc looks quite good in a t-shirt, and he has those dark, swarthy features I tend to go for. A nice smile, gorgeous eyes, and a Brooklyn accent just made me swoon! He's so humpy! He was apparently a featured crewmember on TLC's In a Fix, but I must've missed him there... *pout*

Imagine my surprise to find he was a model!!! He sure looks like he would be. He has a great web-site, with plenty of pix to ogle. Just ignore the hideous tattoo. Ick.

In the last pic, you can even see his jumblies!

Ed Wasser

2008-03-13T21:12:00.000-07:00

I recently spotted some photos of Ed Wasser, an actor best known by me from sci-fi cult TV classic Babylon 5 where he played the manipulative Mr. Morden, an agent working on behalf of the mysterious Shadows.

Morden always intrigued me. The dark features. The subtle, yet commanding influence he had on the Babylon 5 characters, especially Londo Mollari. He was an intriguing and delightful secondary character. I also noticed the actor playing him was a cutie. But I admit it...I had forgotten all about him!

Then I found the picture below while perusing Cisotos Fotos. Woof. A little research and I discovered he's now a certified contractor. I seem to have a thing for men who are good with their hands. *smile*
Holy humpy, scruffy beefcake!

I did a little web-surfing and found a few other flattering photos to share. Makes me wish I had paid attention to him years ago. *sigh*

John Brotherton

2008-03-12T22:34:00.000-07:00

A few months ago I spotted John Brotherton, a scruffy soap stud from ABC's One Life to Live, where he plays Jared Buchanan [aka Jared Banks], a con artist faking his way into a millionaire family.

John's a total cutie, especially since he's always scruffy-looking on the show, even when in business suits. He's not as hunky as I normally prefer, but, oh, that smile and that gorgeous face just grabbed my attention one day! Got me watching OLTL just to see more of him.

A totally yummy man!

Lynn Kegan

2008-03-11T22:37:00.000-07:00

Today's hunk is Lynn Kegan, a carpenter on HGTV's Designed to Sell.

Lynn's a hunky red-head whose smile and wicked awesome biceps made me get all funny inside. Pale-skinned red-heads are not my usual type, but he sure is humpy!

Lynn's web-presence is minimal, but he has a web-site under construction! Maybe he'll post more pix soon. *smile*

New Blog!

2008-03-11T22:34:00.000-07:00

Remember how you used to keep lists of important things when you were younger?

I fell out of that habit over the years, but I sometimes wish I could have a list handy for certain things like my favorite TV shows, favorite films, favorite foods, and especially...

My favorite MEN.

This blog is to fulfill that love of lists, to help keep track of my taste in men, and to share with anyone interested.

Enjoy!